2.26.2011

Lists make all the work worth while

Below is a list of this week's accomplishments.

1. Finish laundry ( 4 loads)
2. Hang uber-Mobile in nursery
3. Reposition wall-hung TV
4. frame and hang new door to laundry room
5. shampoo carpets
6. watch lectures, turn in homework #4
7. Take test #1
8. Have a baby
9. Bring healthy mom and baby home

Yup, its been a pretty busy week.

2.23.2011

National Engineers Week

Top Ten Reasons to Celebrate National Engineers Week:(from Eweek.org)

10. Because if we don’t those darn scientists will take credit for all of our efforts.
9. To remind those jerks in school just who’s having fun now.
8. Even garbage collectors want to be called engineers.
7. To stop people from snickering when we discuss “flocculating” devices.
6. “ENGINEER” – you can’t spell it without “G.E.E.!”
5. It’s either that or “Broccoli Awareness Week.”
4. What else have you got to do in the third week in February?
3. Spring will come early if enough engineers emerge from the shadows.
2. Pocket protectors! Pocket protectors! Pocket protectors!
1. Because 1,800,000 engineers can’t be wrong.

2.09.2011

Beard

I have grown a beard.
It is thin and scraggly but it is mine.
I like my beard.
No, you don't get pictures.